Me: Would you rather eat a BABY GOAT or a MATTER BABY?
Father: (Confuse) What's the MATTER BABY?
Me: Nothing sugar , what's the matter with you?
Father: (LAUGH SO HARD) HAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!

HAHAHAHHAHA If you have more jokes or funny stories to share, feel free to do so.

Well, I think I'd have to go with the baby goat. At least that way I'd get some protein out of it!

MY TUMMY HURTS ALREADY HAHAHAHA

That's another clever play on words!

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

haha!