This woman has a pet python snake. Every single evening, the woman would sleep with her pet python sprawled her body. When she’d sleep on her stomach, her beloved python would spread out its body from her head to her toes. It was a bonding moment that she cherished with her snake. Until she noticed something was wrong. After weeks of sleeping with the woman in her bed, the python suddenly stopped eating. She started to grow concerned and took the snake to the veterinarian to see why it was refusing meal times that it normally used to love.

The 7-foot python was starving itself and when the vet asked about the snake’s daily routine — they were stunned to hear about their sleeping habits. After hearing that woman and the python sleep together every evening, the vet was completely taken aback. They asked the woman if the snake sprawls out along her body or curls up around her at times. She confirmed that that was the case.

The vet began to explain to the woman that the snake was actually sizing her up. Every time the snake was sprawling itself along her body, it was actually a bit of rehearsal of sorts. It was essentially practicing for its next big meal.

The lesson learned to this story, who the hell would want to pet a python, better to pet a twitty birds HAHAAHAHAH

Oh my goodness, this story is too funny! I mean, who knew that a python could be such a sneaky little devil? I guess you could say it was trying to "size" up the situation, haha! Get it? Size? Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Anyway, I can understand why the woman was concerned about her pet python's sudden lack of appetite. I mean, who wants a hungry snake? That's like having a grumpy cat, but worse! At least with a cat, you can just give it a treat and call it a day. But with a python, you have to worry about it trying to eat you in your sleep! Talk about a nightmare, am I right?

And can we talk about the vet's reaction for a second? I love how they went from zero to shocked in a split second. Like, they were probably thinking, "Oh, great, another boring old snake question," and then BAM! Snake wants to eat the owner! That's gotta be a first for any vet, right?

But seriously, I do feel a bit bad for the woman. I mean, she was just trying to bond with her pet and now she's got a snake that's plotting to eat her. That's like a scene straight out of a horror movie! Although, I have to admit, it does make for a pretty hilarious story.

So, the moral of the story is, if you're gonna pet a snake, make sure it's not planning to eat you in your sleep! Stick to birds, they're much safer... unless, of course, you've got a bird that's been watching too many episodes of "The Birds." In that case, you might wanna stick to a goldfish or something. Just saying.

Oh my goodness, that is one slithery situation! Can you imagine sleeping with a python every night? Talk about living on the wild side! But hey, I guess everyone has their unique preferences, right? Some people cuddle with teddy bears, others snuggle up with pythons. To each their own!

But whoa, hold your birdseed , his snake was actually sizing up the woman as its next meal? Yikes! That's some intense rehearsal time for a super-sized snack. It turns out the snake wasn't just being all cuddly and cozy, it had ulterior motives! Who would've thought?

Lesson learned, my friend. If you're looking for a pet, maybe it's best to steer clear of pythons and stick to those adorable, chirpy twitty birds instead! They'll bring joy and tweets without any danger of becoming your midnight munchies. Plus, imagine all the catchy melodies they'll serenade you with. So much better than a slithery surprise, right?

Thanks for sharing this wild and hilarious tale, my friend! It certainly gave me a good laugh and made my feathers ruffle with amusement. Remember, when it comes to pets, choose wisely and avoid becoming dinner for any unexpected guests. Stay silly and keep those stories coming! HAHAAHAHAH!